When I came home last night, I gave my wife a kiss and she looked me funny.
Jared: What's wrong?
Tiana: Feels funny.
Jared: You want me to shave it off?
Tiana: I don't want to say.
Jared: Ok, I'll shave it off.
After a shower, I spent the next...what seemed like 15 minutes shaving off my mustache and beard.
In not saying, she said all that needed to be said.
I love her.