I think I might stay tuned for the weather report more often if he was my weather guy.
How 'bout you?
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Property Law as Viewed by a Toddler
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"Property Law as Viewed by a Toddler"
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like it's mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.